Will the real Chuck please stand up!
It is said that when the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Well what a surprise to enter a steakhouse in Kempton Park, South Africa this evening to discover that I was dining with the self same celebrity…. at least that’s what our overjoyed waiters thought. “Chuck Norris? Hey man please can I have a photo with you?” Well I suppose it’s an easy mistake to make as I’m sure you’ll agree…
… it was in fact my colleague Bob who, out of sheer altruism of course, not wishing to disappoint the forlorn group of, by this time rapturous attendants, didn’t dispel their belief that they had stumbled into history by meeting the karate legend himself… Well several photographs later, some new-found friends and a send-off fit for royalty, Carlos Ray, me his driver and bodyguard and friends departed into the cool Johannesburg air to find some villains to stare down. Needless to say, crossing the street was a doddle because when Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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